I remember when I was a kid there were these great commercials for Home Pride that featured a larger than life length of uncut bread with this huge pitcher of butter pouring out evenly over the top of the piping hot loaf.
Every time I saw that commercial I made myself a sandwich.
Ok, thats hyperbole. But It made me want to make a sandwich nearly every time.
Maybe I made a sandwich three times.
Or four.
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A pitcher of melted butter seems unlikely.
I am getting an inordinate amount of skeptisism in the comments of my last few posts. I don't welcome it. I will grant that my memory form anything childhood is bound to have its romanticisms.
I fucking hate bread.
hate bread??? what're you nuts? i meant that it seems unlikely that they made healthy valley or whatever it was that that stuff was called with pitchers of butter on hand.
home pride i guess it was.
It was a commercial. They do that sort of things in commercials allt he time. You know, commercials.
I am actually hating bread right now too.
All that wheat makes me bloated.
still, no one would melt a gallon of butter and transfer it to a pitcher, to then pour all over an unbaked loaf of bread. what a mess. as for bloating, you can't hate bread for that. bread is still very tasty.
Bread can go. Cheese can stay.
Bread, especially the prepackaged sort with gallons of butter over the top esp needs to go.
Wait! Just wait! Bread doesn't make you bloated. This is just a psychological reaction to new fad diet information. you've all been sucker punched by the man.
Now, I'll offer you this. Toast. Can you really say that you don't like toast, which is very much bread. Toast has a smell that even poor people can enjoy. Toast with blackberry jam? What in the god damn hell is wrong with you people. you need to get out to alaska more often. it will make you love bread in toast form.
Also, my shoes are made of toast.
love kevin
SOunds like more than your shoes are toasted, there Alsaka-guy.
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