The Buddhist will tell you the problem is in the poles. Not the Polacks, the poles. Like the North Pole sort of pole. As in polar opposites. As in bipolar disorder. You'll say, you bet there is a problem there! And they'll say to you in their quaint Buddhist way, "You think so slowly, then you think fast to make up for your slow thought from before. Think one speed Toddy! All the time!" Actually, if they were real Buddhists they probably wouldn't add the exclamation points. Unless the exclamations points meant laughter. And then you'll recall there's nothing quaint about a Buddhist.
The Buddhist will tell you the problem is in the poles. Not the Polacks, the poles. Like the North Pole sort of pole. As in polar opposites. As in bipolar disorder. You'll say, you bet there is a problem there! And they'll say to you in their quaint Buddhist way, "You think so slowly, then you think fast to make up for your slow thought from before. Think one speed Toddy! All the time!" Actually, if they were real Buddhists they probably wouldn't add the exclamation points. Unless the exclamations points meant laughter. And then you'll recall there's nothing quaint about a Buddhist.
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i love a chuckling buddhist. but even better are the violent taoists! (exclamation mine)
I've been told I'd make a good buddhist. Although, I'd likely loose a few buddhist points just by saying this.
Sam
Loose = Lose
Sam
loose = lose, could be a good koan, no?
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