Richard bemoans his lack of a summer country getaway.
"It is unacceptable" he bemoans, "especially for the little boy."
Richard sits on the bench, fishing for WiFi, enjoying the Soho views and muttering.
"My ass is twitching, you people make my ass twitch" he mutters.
Next week he'll take his son to Normandy and his own youth's summer country getaway.
Next week he won't be stealing WiFi, sitting on a bench in Manhattan.
Ah, the French in the summer.

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