I have forgotten everything. I have forgotten the particulars of everything I have ever learned. Ask me about Heidegger, about whose theories I wrote my college thesis, and I can tell you nothing. Wait, it wasn't even Heidegger, it was that other guy, with the dialectic. Hegel. Nothing. Tabla rasa here. The one thing my education did provide (my one conceit, my favorite vanity, you could say) is that I can look up anything on Wikipedia and know exactly what they are talking about.
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you kant remember anything?
Hey! what kind of fruit won't get married.
Cantaloupe.
Get it. Can't Elope.
Give it up to Sarah P for that gem.
I like that joke.
I like all of these posts.
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