Sunset Over Hudson, Manhattan

"Yeah, well, actually, I was being kind of harassed by my ex-boyfriend. See, he's Israeli and I promised him I'd marry him so he could get his green card but then I got cold feet. And you know how Israelis are. He was hounding me, driving me crazy. So when I met Ryan, you know Ryan, he just seems up for anything, and well, I got this crazy notion in my head that I could get Asaf off my back, you know, by getting married to someone else."

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