Sign Painters, Brooklyn

(Heavy, methadone infused street accents)
"I'm from New Orleans, I play the jazz."
"The jazz and the blues!"
Hand slap.
"The jazz and the blues."

(Light, posh English accent)
"Yeah, yeah, I am just across the street from Balthazar. Momentarily, you'll be seeing a dashing young man crossing the street. Wait, where are you?"

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