Bibi sent me this email, a forwarded bit of an email she recently received from her ten year old sister. In explanation, Bibi made clear that her ten year old sister is the class president. How that sheds extra light on the ensuing passage, I don't know, but somehow it does.
my world is falling apart. My class bff hangs out with boys so much that shes dating and ditching me for them.
my school bff Alyssa is always hating boys and sometimes i like to hang out with boys but she pulls me away. Thats why all boys hate me.
my other school bff is ditching me for a girl named jade.
my world bff is still a true bff
5 comments:
my universe bff borrowed my lawn mower and took off. It has been 8 years. I need a new universe bff.
i decided to stop having bffs a long time ago. i always ended up hating them. breaking up with a bff is hard to do. not everyone welcomes a bff breakup as they do divorce. bffs suck. good friends are better than best friends.
the phrase bffs is a contradiction in terms. more important than grammar, however, is how horrified this ten year old girl would be to know that her secret bff confessional is on the internet.
Yeah, there needs to be a universal BFF stepping up to the plate.
Ooooh. A composite BFF.
I could use one of those.
Looks to me like the boy issue is going to be a complicated one.
Truly, Sarah. All names and dates have been changed to protect the innocent.
She is really the class secretary.
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