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Homosexual men sleeping with many women as evolutionary necessity. . . then. . . masturbation leading to lower sperm count as evolutionary necessity. . . then. . . promiscuous females as evolutionary necessity. A lot of funny stuff comes through this place. I'll say this, evolution has this handy way of making sexual desirability a fetching, minority holding. It will do it again.

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8 comments:

Handy said...

'the fuck are you trying to say in this one, toddy? i think you skipped a few important logical qualifiers. or is this poetry?

kelvin freely said...

Clearly he was in a hurry what with Marina insisting he'd be late and the blossoming dexterity of his young son.

But I'll give you the evocative green light on this one. Stay the course, old friend.

Curran, when you read this please patch up the lapses in the game of telephone that went from Steve S to Kevin C to Kelvin F to Ok Oh.

kelvin freely said...
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kelvin freely said...

one thing I can correct is that masturbation doesn't lower the sperm count--it's just that it "elicits" a lower sperm count than the more a traditional inserted wad blowing.

the question to pose is this: would a super-powered imagination and a set of soft props yield a higher sperm count per wad than a half-assed "get-this-over-with" left hand. My guess--YES!!!

curran said...
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Anonymous said...

I'll say, no matter how you slice it, everything we do is based evolutionary biology. We just don't have the perspective to place the reasoning yet.

And thanks for the filling in.

curran said...

sorry i had to pull down that sperm data comment

my friend has yet to publish some of that - and doesn't want it in out in the public

i must oblige his request

Anonymous said...

Ah, so what is left is a vaguely inflammatory post with only a link to some radio show explaining one small part.
I think this the very definition of a 'blog.'