Perusing my friend's Facebook-posted photos of this week's various, completed Halloween bashes, I have noticed that this year's easy-to-pull-off/culturally-snarky costume is Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Here are some alternatives for ETPOCS ideas for this season, as it seems Palin is done already:
1. Radovan Karadzic (in full earth papa hide-out garb)
2. O.J. Simpson Part Deux (a baseball card or a little plastic trophy in one hand, the old, bloddy knife in the other)
3. Bill Ayers (Mr. Rogers with a Molotov cocktail)
4. Laurent Nkunda (and get a friend to play a dead mountain gorilla, or a bunch of friends to walk around looking destitute or high on brown-brown)
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (carry a vote for John McCain lawn sign)
6. Kansas City Chiefs RB Larry Johnson (one mai-tai, one girl and blow)
Marina said "the Lehman Brothers." I guess you could go power suit meets vaudeville.
6 comments:
great post
I forgot about this guy Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger. Does that qualify into the pantheon on political names that you like?
Eagle and burger. combined. plus secretary of state. sheesh.
Pretty good. But really, I have room for only one political berger:
Casper Weinberger.
crap
how about an overly wordy joke that dies at the end and you keep saying both names in full.
caspar weinberger and lawrence eagleburger are at an orange julius drinking orange juliuses and caspar weinberger says to lawrence ealgeburger who he, caspar weinburger, is angry at lawrence eaglerburger because he never pays for the orange juliuses and people, other people in the circle of friends, are saying that lawrence eaglerburger always pays for orange juliuses . . . something like that.
come on . . . please?
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