Last Night I Dreamt My Wife Birthed a Small Spotted Puppy of Indeterminate Gender

The East River was brown this morning.

3 comments:

Toddy said...

If there is some kind of heavenly afterlife perhaps we can all get together and show a film of all the times in our lives we dropped ice cream on the ground. Come find me, I'll edit it.

Kris said...

I recently dreamed we had a baby and it was so small (like a little mouse) and I accidentally stepped on it. I swear.

benji said...

i heard that fathers dream about puppies when their wives are pregnant. weird. i don't think i ever did. in our pregnancy class the teacher asked the guys if they had dreamt about puppies and like two guys raised their hands.