Four More Things To Do Today To Make Yourself More Aware

1. Look up. It may feel like you are a tourist gawking at the tops of them thar high buildins but really, you kind of are. Looking up, I mean way up, is really a treat. Once a day, on some mundane corner or route, take a look up. It feels great. Stretch first.

2. Buy a piece of fruit from a fruit vendor. Try to have exact change. In fact, if you don't have exact change, find out how much that piece of fruit is that you want and go get some exact change. When the vendor sells you the fruit, drop the change into the palm of his hand. Eat the piece of fruit.

3. Find a stick and bang on every bit of metal you pass. Just bang once, not too violently, so you can hear what it sounds like. There are a lot of different sounding bits of metal in the city: lamp posts, subway stair handrails, trash can lids, fences.

4. Stare at pretty girls. Brazenly. I mean, really really stare. Until you feel like a real dick. This goes for women too. Actually, it works a whole lot better for women to do this. Men already know the feeling perhaps too well.

2 comments:

Toddy said...

Check out the China Town Soccer Club article.

15 minutes. Thats is I guess

http://www.dorkmag.com/archives/2006/07/index.html

benji said...

don't forget to wear sunscreen