My Wife is a Tough Woman.

My wife looks tough. Especially when she wears hats.
Don't get me wrong, she is a pretty woman, but she looks tough. She has those eyes that can get all steely and hard.
No one is going to pull anything over on her. Not because she is so smart, she is smart, but because she can sniff out a fake outfit from a mile away, especially when she is wearing a hat. Really tough, my wife. Sure, she has the same classic downfalls that all women have. She can be a little edgy at the wrong time, and sometimes her emotions seriously cloud her judgment, just the same as I have my classic man pitfalls like dumb lust and retarded obliviousness. But my wife, when she wears hats, oh man, she looks tough.